'OM'g joke

Why r sadhus able to resist all d temptations in life?
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Guess why?
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Because they keep on chanting om om om &

more the no of ohms more is the resitance

:P

Courtesy: Skanda

Burning joke

Sandhya akka: Manam campus ki vellinappativi pics vunnayi kadaa...avi naaku nxt time kalisinappudu ivvu
Me: ya sure akka....dvd lo burn chesi isthaa...
Sandhya akka: marii ekkuvaga kaalchaku maadipotundi....dora dora ga veyinchi ivvu...

lololllolllollll..........

prom joke

ok..the blog seems to be a bit dormant these days...so I decided post this one
its not actually a delibarate PJ....

Its just 2 days before waves, me n Syam were sitting in Embedded Systems lab. I was looking at some schematic of our project. Syam was doing something, suddenly turned towards me and asked "Arey KC!What is dis prom re??". He intended to ask me about Prom nite in waves. I was in my embedded world(;)) and answered "Programmable Read-Only Memory re!!!!!"

We laughed for 5 mins non-stop.....

humble

racha: arey boochi! nuvvu chala humble raa
boochi: nenu humble enti raa.. humming kuda cheyalenu.

Khali papers

Yesterday me, sharat and boochi were goin to Tolly quiz..
We saw Gagan was goin to the LT with a set of papers.
boochi: arey kama! aa papers lo emundo kanukko raa.
me: avanni khali papers raaa
bocchi: kadu raa, avanni Tolly papers
boochi referred 'khali' to 'Kolly'(Tamil industry - kollywood)

Coding

Yesterday we went to Panjim to give send-off to baava(abhi)

Abhi: rey kama! Infosys lo select ayyaav kada raaa, coding practise cheyyi....
Me: coding em chestaam le baava, pilling practise chestaa.

Set joke

One day we were playing cricket in the lawns

Asif: Arey narri!nuvve set batsman!!out avvaku!!!

Me: Arey evaduuu 'Reset' button nokkanantha varakuu aadataadu le ra...!!

Cheap

Today Krushi, narri and me were in mess discussing something

Krushi: Arey Kama ee madhya mari cheap jokes estunnav enti raa??

Me: Emi ledu raa.. saamanya prajalaki andubaatulo undaalani...

Here I meant 'cheap' as 'low of cost'

Over Joke

Once we were discussing at the benches

Skanda:Arey Krushi, enti eeroju Over-react avutunnav?

Me: Entra Krushi 6 times react avutunnaava prati saari?

I referred 'Over' to an 'over' in cricket :D

Bluetooth

Yesterday, Narri and I were in skanda's room. Narri was talking about bluetooth. Suddenly

Me: Narri bluetooth enduku use chestaaro telusaa??

Narri: emo cheppu

Me: Pallu tellaga avvataaniki...

Narri did not understand what I said and asked waht I meant.

Me: battalu tellaga avvataaniki emi vaadataaru?
"Liquidblue", alaage teeth tellaga avvataaniki 'Bluetooth' vaadataaru

Activation

During Quark'10, v r all sitting in lib lawns...

Kama: arey!!PS ki velli baaga mabbesukuni vachaa....
Narri: parledu kama,ikkdaiki vachina tarvaatha memu activate chesaam kadaa...
Kama: ativation ki ye key vaadaaru raa??

OMGGG!!!!

Interest

We were all sitting in skanda room watching King movie.... between kama said, "arey enduko ee madhya interest taggutondi raaa", Skanda asked,"SBI aa??"...

He related interest to the bank interest

Zandu balm

We went to Colva on Krush's bday

Andaru bayaluderadaama ani anataaniki..

Kama: Let's make a 'Zandu Balm' ani annadu..

General gaa let's make a 'move' ani antaam kadaaa.....

Post

After the previous post, i said to Skanda..

kama: Skanda nee comment post chesaa...
Skanda: Stamp atikinchaava??

Make up

Skanda: Make up teesukovadaaniki ekkadiki povali??
Harsha: IC
Skanda: nee moham SC ki povaali..
Ikkada IC( Instructor-in-charge or Insti Cafe), SC(Shopping complex)