tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41820351953510439102024-03-13T21:39:58.643+05:30The most creative minds at workYou need to have some sense of humour and a bit of creativity to understand these jokes.... :PAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-22501844988200665432012-04-19T17:56:00.002+05:302012-04-19T17:58:38.650+05:30"Dude" joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Beginning the PJ saga again<br />
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Naga just posted us a pic of him from Dallas<br />
I commented: Naga!!dude maxx gaa<br />
Skanda: naga!!asalu milk mode antunnavgaa<br />
Me: skanda!!care to explain??<br />
Skanda:<br />
dude....,<br />
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doood...,<br />
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dooodh...,<br />
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milk..., Tadaaa!!!!!<br />
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Me: Nuvvu PJ la tho champeyyagalavu telsaa?? :D</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-57764424280696956442010-05-30T23:45:00.002+05:302010-05-30T23:45:18.318+05:30'OM'g joke<span class="z19Dle" id="col-z13zu3o4blrbv1t4a04ch1mgzqzxzvwaiec"><span class="zo">Why r sadhus able to resist all d temptations in life? <br />
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Guess why? <br />
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Because they keep on chanting om om om & <br />
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more the no of ohms more is the resitance <br />
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:P</span></span><br />
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<span class="z19Dle" id="col-z13zu3o4blrbv1t4a04ch1mgzqzxzvwaiec"><span class="zo">Courtesy: Skanda </span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-14653506963501498372010-04-24T00:11:00.002+05:302010-04-24T00:11:41.078+05:30Burning jokeSandhya akka: Manam campus ki vellinappativi pics vunnayi kadaa...avi naaku nxt time kalisinappudu ivvu<br />
Me: ya sure akka....dvd lo burn chesi isthaa...<br />
Sandhya akka: marii ekkuvaga kaalchaku maadipotundi....dora dora ga veyinchi ivvu...<br />
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lololllolllollll..........Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-22453604261845946782010-04-19T15:20:00.002+05:302010-04-19T15:20:55.231+05:30prom jokeok..the blog seems to be a bit dormant these days...so I decided post this one<br />
its not actually a delibarate PJ....<br />
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Its just 2 days before waves, me n Syam were sitting in Embedded Systems lab. I was looking at some schematic of our project. Syam was doing something, suddenly turned towards me and asked "Arey KC!What is dis prom re??". He intended to ask me about Prom nite in waves. I was in my embedded world(;)) and answered "Programmable Read-Only Memory re!!!!!"<br />
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We laughed for 5 mins non-stop.....Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-89555707208608120562010-03-14T08:10:00.001+05:302010-03-14T08:11:38.119+05:30humbleracha: arey boochi! nuvvu chala humble raa<br />boochi: nenu humble enti raa.. humming kuda cheyalenu.Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-52049753251280306472010-03-14T08:05:00.003+05:302012-04-19T17:42:35.680+05:30Khali papers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Yesterday me, sharat and boochi were goin to Tolly quiz..<br />
We saw Gagan was goin to the LT with a set of papers.<br />
boochi: arey kama! aa papers lo emundo kanukko raa.<br />
me: avanni khali papers raaa<br />
bocchi: kadu raa, avanni Tolly papers<br />
boochi referred 'khali' to 'Kolly'(Tamil industry - kollywood)</div>Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-3644804074432515992010-03-09T12:26:00.002+05:302012-04-19T17:42:55.037+05:30Coding<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Yesterday we went to Panjim to give send-off to baava(abhi)<br />
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Abhi: rey kama! Infosys lo select ayyaav kada raaa, coding practise cheyyi....<br />
Me: coding em chestaam le baava, pilling practise chestaa.</div>Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-27061265454590518532010-03-05T13:09:00.002+05:302012-04-19T17:43:08.201+05:30Set joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
One day we were playing cricket in the lawns<br />
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Asif: Arey narri!nuvve set batsman!!out avvaku!!!<br />
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Me: Arey evaduuu 'Reset' button nokkanantha varakuu aadataadu le ra...!!</div>Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-9124788798169843572010-03-02T13:12:00.002+05:302012-04-19T17:43:21.129+05:30Cheap<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Today Krushi, narri and me were in mess discussing something<br />
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Krushi: Arey Kama ee madhya mari cheap jokes estunnav enti raa??<br />
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Me: Emi ledu raa.. saamanya prajalaki andubaatulo undaalani...<br />
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Here I meant 'cheap' as 'low of cost'</div>Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-76482062591608209312010-03-01T23:37:00.000+05:302012-04-19T17:43:32.267+05:30Over Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Once we were discussing at the benches<br />
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Skanda:Arey Krushi, enti eeroju Over-react avutunnav?<br />
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Me: Entra Krushi 6 times react avutunnaava prati saari?<br />
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I referred 'Over' to an 'over' in cricket :D</div>Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-54236372058405879862010-02-24T07:28:00.000+05:302012-04-19T17:41:55.790+05:30Bluetooth<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Yesterday, Narri and I were in skanda's room. Narri was talking about bluetooth. Suddenly<br />
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Me: Narri bluetooth enduku use chestaaro telusaa??<br />
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Narri: emo cheppu<br />
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Me: Pallu tellaga avvataaniki...<br />
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Narri did not understand what I said and asked waht I meant.<br />
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Me: battalu tellaga avvataaniki emi vaadataaru?<br />
"Liquidblue", alaage teeth tellaga avvataaniki 'Bluetooth' vaadataaru</div>Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-81142657816953373042010-02-21T11:44:00.000+05:302010-02-21T11:44:25.131+05:30ActivationDuring Quark'10, v r all sitting in lib lawns...<br />
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Kama: arey!!PS ki velli baaga mabbesukuni vachaa....<br />
Narri: parledu kama,ikkdaiki vachina tarvaatha memu activate chesaam kadaa...<br />
Kama: ativation ki ye key vaadaaru raa??<br />
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OMGGG!!!!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-53610075941566592732010-02-21T11:02:00.002+05:302010-02-21T11:04:53.854+05:30InterestWe were all sitting in skanda room watching King movie.... between kama said, "arey enduko ee madhya interest taggutondi raaa", Skanda asked,"SBI aa??"...<br /><br />He related interest to the bank interestHarshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-61751982360302808202010-02-21T10:59:00.002+05:302010-02-21T11:02:07.954+05:30Zandu balmWe went to Colva on Krush's bday<br /><br />Andaru bayaluderadaama ani anataaniki..<br /><br />Kama: Let's make a 'Zandu Balm' ani annadu..<br /><br />General gaa let's make a 'move' ani antaam kadaaa.....Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-35081610849520882282010-02-21T10:22:00.001+05:302010-02-21T10:24:05.621+05:30PostAfter the previous post, i said to Skanda..<br /><br />kama: Skanda nee comment post chesaa...<br />Skanda: Stamp atikinchaava??Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-21748319744042543912010-02-21T09:33:00.002+05:302010-02-21T09:36:13.252+05:30Make upSkanda: Make up teesukovadaaniki ekkadiki povali??<br />Harsha: IC<br />Skanda: nee moham SC ki povaali..<br /> Ikkada IC( Instructor-in-charge or Insti Cafe), SC(Shopping complex)Harshahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01702643546302232439noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-81326080196481114822009-10-01T14:49:00.001+05:302009-10-01T14:52:06.254+05:30An 'iJ'Q: What is PJ??<br />
A: Poor Joke...<br />
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Q: What is KJ??<br />
A: Killer Joke or Kullu Kole<br />
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then....<br />
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Q: What is an iJ??? ;)<br />
A: Think...<br />
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Think....<br />
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Complex Joke (Remember complex number i???)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-18991971933434154082009-10-01T14:47:00.000+05:302009-10-01T14:47:22.703+05:30The 'PIN' jokeOnce Praveen told Yani "Arey!!naa ATM PIN poyindi, bank ki velli apply chesukovaali"<br />
Yani replied "Okasaari naa PIN kuuda alaane poyindi...mallii dorikindi....mancham meeda kurchunte guchhukundi..."hahahahahhhhaaaa.....Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-88601616547847055982009-10-01T13:27:00.001+05:302009-10-01T14:45:09.240+05:30The 'hot' jokeThat day, it was raining heavily and Praveen, Yani and few others went to Monginis to have some coffee.<br />
On their way back, they came via C Mess and CH4. Praveen asked "Entra??okka hot chick kuuda kanabadatam ledu??"<br />
Yani replied "varsham padutondi kada ra...hot chicks andaruu cold chicks ipoyaaru...." hahahahahhhahaa....Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-33403603655616617142009-10-01T13:14:00.000+05:302009-10-01T13:14:31.808+05:30The 'shell' jokeThis is an awesome one....<br />
During T1, Skanda n few other bio guys finished their exam and were having breakfast in the mess.<br />
Nipun peeled off the shell of an egg and put it outside the plate. Navneeth took a piece of paratha and placed it inside the egg shell.<br />
Navaneeth asked "idi chuusthe meeku emanipistondi ra???"<br />
Everyone said their answers. Finally Navaneeth said "Paratha got placed in SHELL....." OMG........Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-23826592669445233502009-10-01T13:09:00.000+05:302009-10-01T13:09:50.847+05:30The 'bug' jokeSkanda pointed out a small pimple kind of thing on Praveen's cheek and asked "Entra??edanna purugu kuttinda??"<br />
Praveen replied "avunraa!!ninna nite code raasi debug cheyyatam marchipoya....aa bug vachhi kuttindi..." hahahahahhaaa.....Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-68958765928840848682009-09-16T01:12:00.000+05:302009-09-16T01:12:59.599+05:30DVD jokeOk....u need a bit of creativity to understand it.....<br />
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Yesterday TPK was watching Kick movie. Skanda asked "Entraa!!Kick DVD RIPaa???"<br />
TPK replied "DVD elaa chachhiptundi raa??" <br />
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RIP ==> Rest In Peace.........Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-65148199994586494002009-09-16T01:09:00.001+05:302009-09-16T01:15:44.660+05:30An image jokeOne day Narri was reading some cine news which goes as "idi allari naresh image ni chedagottelaa vundi.......something like dat......."<br />
TMH replied "Image paadithe emundi....photoshop lo edit chesukovachhuga.....!!"hahhahahhha......Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4182035195351043910.post-23261747468813355832009-09-16T01:06:00.000+05:302009-09-16T01:06:20.620+05:30An earth shaking jokeI think you all remember a small earth quake kind of thing in our campus.<br />
The next day Nyshadh was telling "yo!!nenu bhookampam vachina place lo okasaari vunna...."<br />
Vikas replied "Nenu bhookampam raani place lo chaalaa saarlu vunna...."hahahahhhhaaa..... <br />
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TPK replied "Arey!adi watch chesina vaallantha watchmen avuthaara enti??"<br />
Krsuhi added "inkaa nayam watch pettukunnollu antha watchmen analedu...!!"<br />
Skanda commented "Mari rendu watchlu pettukunna vaadini emanaali??"Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16605917772703196175noreply@blogger.com0