Wednesday, September 16, 2009

DVD joke

Ok....u need a bit of creativity to understand it.....

Yesterday TPK was watching Kick movie. Skanda asked "Entraa!!Kick DVD RIPaa???"
TPK replied "DVD elaa chachhiptundi raa??"

RIP ==> Rest In Peace.........

An image joke

One day Narri was reading some cine news which goes as "idi allari naresh image ni chedagottelaa vundi.......something like dat......."
TMH replied "Image paadithe emundi....photoshop lo edit chesukovachhuga.....!!"hahhahahhha......

An earth shaking joke

I think you all remember a small earth quake kind of thing in our campus.
The next day Nyshadh was telling "yo!!nenu bhookampam vachina place lo okasaari vunna...."
Vikas replied "Nenu bhookampam raani place lo chaalaa saarlu vunna...."hahahahhhhaaa.....

A series of jokes

Narri asked TPK "Have you watched watchmen movie??"
TPK replied "Arey!adi watch chesina vaallantha watchmen avuthaara enti??"
Krsuhi added "inkaa nayam watch pettukunnollu antha watchmen analedu...!!"
Skanda commented "Mari rendu watchlu pettukunna vaadini emanaali??"

A heavy joke

Few days back TMH purchased a new mobile. Someone was seeing it and asked TMH "Entra?? mobile konchem weight ekkuva vundi??"
TMH replied "Ninna nite mobile lo ki songs download chesaa....."hahahahhhhaa....

Monday, September 14, 2009

The "closeup" joke

TPK and Narri were returning from IC. Narri pointed at the bushes near the steps from IC to AH1 and said "Arey!!veetini closeup lo photo teesthe nijanga adavi anukuntaaru...."
TPK silently commented "Mari colgate lo teesthe???" hahahahhahhhaaa....

The "out" joke

Skanda pinged TPK on IP Messenger. Krushi who was on TPK's comp,replied "He is out...."
Skanda pinged back "Catchoutaaa??Runoutaa???" hahahahhahhaa.....

The "unclicked" joke

Today, during our snacks Skanda, myself, Krushi, Narri, TPK were sitting in the mess and discussing "What re??We r not getting any new PJ's??"
Skanda replied "Arey!!indaaka nenu okati try chesaanu kaani click avvaledu ra...."
TPK commented "ye ra??nee mouse baaleda??"...hahahahhaaa.....

More updates

Been busy for past two days n even ppl didn't crack any proper PJ's. I know you ppl r eagerly waiting for updates. So I decided to pen down few new ones at these odd hours..... :)

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Another "cool" joke

It was the first day of PS-II for our seniors. Sandhya akka came online.
We asked "Office ela vundi akka???"
Sandhya akka innocently replied "AC vesaaru kadaa...cool ga vundi....!!"  hahahahahhhaaa....

"Cool" joke

Our seniors were all in PS2. One day Deepthi akka happened to come online and Narri chatted with her for about half an hour. In the end he asked "Inkentakka!!any other cool news??"
Deepthi akka replied "TV teesukelli fridge lo pettu...anni news coolga vasthaayi!!!"  hahahhahhhaaa....

Friday, September 11, 2009

The "shortlisted" joke

Another joke from our PJ god(TPK....obbb).
Krushi, Narri and Praveen are in Praveen's room dicussing about placement notice of a company called carbonyx. They have shortlisted everyone who have registered (around 120 ppl). Narendra commented praveen "Inkenti??nuvvu shortlist ayyavga!!!"
Praveen replied "Arey!!!adi shortlist kaadu ra....longlist!!!!!".

The "dry" joke

Last sem Dheeraj came to our hostel and asked Praveen "entra mee hostel antha dry ga undi??".("Why is your hostel so dry?") .
Our Praveen replied "enti ippudu nenu emaina water challala??".( " What??Should I sprnkle some water???")

Need comments

Guys!!do write ur comments on the jokes...
n if u remember any of the jokes do mail me....I'll post them on the blog...

The "time" joke

Ok....dis joke is said to be the beginning of the PJ saga in our batch....
Vikas and Narri met near our common room. Vikas had a "Timepass" biscuit packet in his hand.
Narri commented "Arey!!ee biscuits thintuuu movie chuustunte timee telidu ra"
Vikas silently replied "watch chuusukunte telustundi kada raaa....!!!"  hahahhhaaa..

This is said to be inspiration for our current PJ God TPK..... :P

The "lite" joke

This happened last semester...Its T1 time...
Krushi was in Skanda's room....
Krushi was in a disappointed mood and told Skanda "Arey!!eesaari nenu T1 lite teesukuntunna..."("I'm taking T1 lite this time")
Skanda as usual cracked a PJ "naa room lo nuncha??naaku kaavaali chaduvukovataaniki"("frm my room???I need it for studying")

For those who didn't understand: Skanda took lite as light(tube light)......hahahahhahhhaaa....

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The "Idea" joke

This is by our Kama aka Harha...
One day we were watching the movie "chukkallo chandrudu"...
In the movie, hero steals heroine's mobile. He goes to her home n tells that he found her phone somewhere...nehow this is done to make friendship wid heroine...heroine asks "how did u find my address??"...our hero replies "I work for Hutch....so I found ur address from our database..."
One day heroine goes to hero's home and finds that hero is not there and even it is not his house....
So Narri commented here "Arey!!okasaari call chesi vellaalanna idea raaledaa daaniki??"
Kama replied "ante vaadu Hutch lo pani chestaadu kadaa...so idea raaledu..." hahahhahhhaaa....

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

"kotha" joke

ok...this is a joke by our PJ god TMH....
One day we were in EMEC lab....we just completed the experiment and doing the calculations....
We just wanted to verify if the values we got are correct or not...so we thought of asking someone in the batch who performed the experiment last time....there is a guy called Shouri Kotha in that batch...
So Harsha asked TMH "arey!!Shouri Kotha ekkada ra???"("where is Shouri Kotha?")
TMH with his natural sense of humour replied "arey!!Shouri Kotha paatha ayyaadu ra..."("arey!! Shouri Kotha became old..."      btw kotha in telugu means new...)    hahahahhhhaa....

The "Bekaar" joke

This is a joke by our iBoy Krushidhar....

Krushi n Skanda went to shopping complex to buy something.....n time is around 8'o clock....
By that time, he was closing down the super market...
So, Skanda naturally got irritated and said "arey!!endi be idi??/bekaar super market...."("arey!!what is dis??bekaar super market...")
Krushi silently commented "kaadu....borkar super market..."("no...its Borkar super market...")

btw....super market's name is BORKAR SUPER MARKET

The "coke" joke

Once all of infosys guys went to a trip in a car...
One of dem had a coke bottle in his hand and he is trying to drink coke whenever car is slowing down...
So Praveen said "alaa kaadura taagalsindi!!fast ga velleppudu taagithe mazaa vastundi"
Anji commented "mazaa kaadura...coke vastundi... :P" .... hahahahhaaa...

The "cloud" joke

One day Krushi came to Praveen's room with a dull face.
Our Praveen asked Krushi "entra krushi!!cloud vesaav??okasaari nee juttu pattukuni chhudu..thadigaa vundemo"("why r u in cloud mode??Touch ur hair once n see if its wet")

for those who didn't understand "cloud condense ayyi varsham laaga padi juttu tadisindemo ani..." ...hahahahhhaaa....

"MLA" joke

Question to Praveen "Arey!!neeku MLA post isthe em chestaav??"("What will you do if u r given MLA post??")
Answer from Praveen "CV lo raasukuntaa" ("I'll write it in CV")

The "Internet" joke

We were having lunch in the mess.....It has been raining continuously for past four days...
Suddenly someone said "Arey!!Today the internet is really fast..."
Skanda replied "varsham padeppudu net fast ga vastundi...enduko telusa??("net will be fast when raining..u know y??)
Noone had a clue...
So he again said "vasham lo packets tadichi pokundaa fast ga parigetthuthaayi..."("Packets start running to prevent getting wet in rain")....

"Ever green" joke

One day TPK was watching Manmadhudu movie...
Our Narri entered his room n joined the movie....(btw both of dem r cousins n live in opposite rooms)
After a few minutes, Narri commented..."arey!!idi evergreen movie raa baabu....enni saarlu inaa chuudochhu..."
TPK replied "adenti??idi color movie ne kadaaa...."....hahahahhhaaa...

The "Code" joke....

Dis happened jst yesterday....
I came to mess after giving a demo on a code regarding embedded systems to my mam...
krushi n Skanda also came from their classes n we were having our lunch...
I said"Hey!!I jst gave a demo to mam....actually deadline wuz 15th of this month....I completed it a week before the deadline...so mam said good...."
Immediately skanda replied "ante nuvvu mam ki code isthe neeku good ichhindanna maata...."

Not finding anything like a PJ rite??...read agn...

"ante nuvvu mam ki kodisthe...neeku guddichhindi annamaata...." hahahahhhhaaaa.....

Dust allergy joke...

ok....dis is my own joke :)

One day I wuz having my dinner wid my frnds narri,tpk n hareesh...
It was the beginning of the semester...so we were discussing abt whch elective to take,etc...
I asked "arey!!which elective will be nice for me?"
TPK replied "KC!!Principles of Economics teesuko....dummuntundi"
Suddenly creativity spiked inside me....
I replied "dummunte vaddule Praveen.....asale naaku dust allaergy"....hahahahahhaaaa....

Valentines day joke...

That wuz February 14th....The valentines day...
It's customary in our college to have dress colour codes....like red for committed,yellow for still googling, white for pure friendship n so on...
Here comes our hero Jaikish....he was chatting wid his junior regarding some academic things...suddenly the topic changed to dress codes.....
he asked "which color did u wear??"
she replied "I thought of wearing yellow...bt I wore white"
Jaikish with his natural spontaneity replied"y??net slow ga vundanaa??"("Is dat bcoz net is so slow??").....hahahahhaaa.....

For those who didn't understand.....yellow means still googling....so u need gud net speed to google...:P


Hats-off to Jaikish for his craetivity n spontaneity....

Introduction

This blog would be a kind of a dairy to pen down and share PJ's n KJ's cracked by our beloved friends. Most of them are from Praveen(TPK), Skanda, Narendra(Naughty Narri), Hareesh(Genny),now n then myself, Jaikish, Krushi....
First I'll try to memorize all the jokes cracked till now n update them....n you can have daily updates also... :P
Few jokes will be written in Telugu to preserve the nativity of the joke.....bt I'll try to give the equivalent English version also... :)