DVD joke

Ok....u need a bit of creativity to understand it.....

Yesterday TPK was watching Kick movie. Skanda asked "Entraa!!Kick DVD RIPaa???"
TPK replied "DVD elaa chachhiptundi raa??"

RIP ==> Rest In Peace.........

An image joke

One day Narri was reading some cine news which goes as "idi allari naresh image ni chedagottelaa vundi.......something like dat......."
TMH replied "Image paadithe emundi....photoshop lo edit chesukovachhuga.....!!"hahhahahhha......

An earth shaking joke

I think you all remember a small earth quake kind of thing in our campus.
The next day Nyshadh was telling "yo!!nenu bhookampam vachina place lo okasaari vunna...."
Vikas replied "Nenu bhookampam raani place lo chaalaa saarlu vunna...."hahahahhhhaaa.....

A series of jokes

Narri asked TPK "Have you watched watchmen movie??"
TPK replied "Arey!adi watch chesina vaallantha watchmen avuthaara enti??"
Krsuhi added "inkaa nayam watch pettukunnollu antha watchmen analedu...!!"
Skanda commented "Mari rendu watchlu pettukunna vaadini emanaali??"

A heavy joke

Few days back TMH purchased a new mobile. Someone was seeing it and asked TMH "Entra?? mobile konchem weight ekkuva vundi??"
TMH replied "Ninna nite mobile lo ki songs download chesaa....."hahahahhhhaa....

The "closeup" joke

TPK and Narri were returning from IC. Narri pointed at the bushes near the steps from IC to AH1 and said "Arey!!veetini closeup lo photo teesthe nijanga adavi anukuntaaru...."
TPK silently commented "Mari colgate lo teesthe???" hahahahhahhhaaa....

The "out" joke

Skanda pinged TPK on IP Messenger. Krushi who was on TPK's comp,replied "He is out...."
Skanda pinged back "Catchoutaaa??Runoutaa???" hahahahhahhaa.....

The "unclicked" joke

Today, during our snacks Skanda, myself, Krushi, Narri, TPK were sitting in the mess and discussing "What re??We r not getting any new PJ's??"
Skanda replied "Arey!!indaaka nenu okati try chesaanu kaani click avvaledu ra...."
TPK commented "ye ra??nee mouse baaleda??"...hahahahhaaa.....

More updates

Been busy for past two days n even ppl didn't crack any proper PJ's. I know you ppl r eagerly waiting for updates. So I decided to pen down few new ones at these odd hours..... :)

Another "cool" joke

It was the first day of PS-II for our seniors. Sandhya akka came online.
We asked "Office ela vundi akka???"
Sandhya akka innocently replied "AC vesaaru kadaa...cool ga vundi....!!"  hahahahahhhaaa....