Bluetooth

Yesterday, Narri and I were in skanda's room. Narri was talking about bluetooth. Suddenly

Me: Narri bluetooth enduku use chestaaro telusaa??

Narri: emo cheppu

Me: Pallu tellaga avvataaniki...

Narri did not understand what I said and asked waht I meant.

Me: battalu tellaga avvataaniki emi vaadataaru?
"Liquidblue", alaage teeth tellaga avvataaniki 'Bluetooth' vaadataaru

Activation

During Quark'10, v r all sitting in lib lawns...

Kama: arey!!PS ki velli baaga mabbesukuni vachaa....
Narri: parledu kama,ikkdaiki vachina tarvaatha memu activate chesaam kadaa...
Kama: ativation ki ye key vaadaaru raa??

OMGGG!!!!

Interest

We were all sitting in skanda room watching King movie.... between kama said, "arey enduko ee madhya interest taggutondi raaa", Skanda asked,"SBI aa??"...

He related interest to the bank interest

Zandu balm

We went to Colva on Krush's bday

Andaru bayaluderadaama ani anataaniki..

Kama: Let's make a 'Zandu Balm' ani annadu..

General gaa let's make a 'move' ani antaam kadaaa.....

Post

After the previous post, i said to Skanda..

kama: Skanda nee comment post chesaa...
Skanda: Stamp atikinchaava??

Make up

Skanda: Make up teesukovadaaniki ekkadiki povali??
Harsha: IC
Skanda: nee moham SC ki povaali..
Ikkada IC( Instructor-in-charge or Insti Cafe), SC(Shopping complex)

An 'iJ'

Q: What is PJ??
A: Poor Joke...

Q: What is KJ??
A: Killer Joke or Kullu Kole

then....

Q: What is an iJ??? ;)
A: Think...





     Think....





    Complex Joke (Remember complex number i???)

The 'PIN' joke

Once Praveen told Yani "Arey!!naa ATM PIN poyindi, bank ki velli apply chesukovaali"
Yani replied "Okasaari naa PIN kuuda alaane poyindi...mallii dorikindi....mancham meeda kurchunte guchhukundi..."hahahahahhhhaaaa.....

The 'hot' joke

That day, it was raining heavily and Praveen, Yani and few others went to Monginis to have some coffee.
On their way back, they came via C Mess and CH4. Praveen asked "Entra??okka hot chick kuuda kanabadatam ledu??"
Yani replied "varsham padutondi kada ra...hot chicks andaruu cold chicks ipoyaaru...." hahahahahhhahaa....

The 'shell' joke

This is an awesome one....
During T1, Skanda n few other bio guys finished their exam and were having breakfast in the mess.
Nipun peeled off the shell of an egg and put it outside the plate. Navneeth took a piece of paratha and placed it inside the egg shell.
Navaneeth asked "idi chuusthe meeku emanipistondi ra???"
Everyone said their answers. Finally Navaneeth said "Paratha got placed in SHELL....." OMG........